Saturday, February 14, 2009

Rival tribal rebel revel

Happy Valentine's Day


Joker in the pack



Eau de lesbianism

He's got some good ladykiller role models, if he needs them:

Amanda


Jen

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Desperate days

Imagine this scene:

We're at a restaurant, in a booth in the corner. The beast lies on the slick vinyl, his stubby little legs bicycling in the air, pedaling madly toward the blinking Christmas lights that hang overhead. I sit next to him, one arm bent akimbo in front of his body to keep him from wriggling off the seat and onto the sticky floor below. My other arm claws desperately at my food, stuffing chunks of meat into my mouth, huge wedges of naan, clumps of rice, frantic, shoveling, trying to fill the gaping maw that is my tired, aching body. My dining partner calls me a feral mama. I feel it.