Fuck the baby!

Why I Love MTV Shows 

(in butchered haiku)

The Hills

Sweet Christ. Have you seen

The way Heidi walks? I mean

A sociological

Study. Yeah, that's it.

Taking the Stage

A goth kid and a 

Gay black kid on MTV

It is about time

Fat kids next bitches

Or maybe? Queer, fat goth kids

We need our own show

Life of Ryan

Masculinity

Teen boys fumbling through life

I can't get enough

Meet the Barkers

I love boys who look

Too much like Travis Barker

Skinny, haunted, sad

[Rocco, this post is for you! How about one for The Duel?]

Boiled blondes, bloated drunks

Fighting for cash, fame, and sex

I get to check out